hsmusic-data/album/more-homestuck-fandom.yaml

Album: More Homestuck Fandom
Has Track Numbers: false
Groups:
- Additional Tracks
Color: '#7d88fa'
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Section: Fanmusic from the official team
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Track: A Baby Legend - The Baby is 2
Directory: a-baby-legend
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '1:37'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/j_AHimPxR40
Referenced Tracks:
- A History of Babies
Lyrics: |-
    A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS AGO...
    far in the depths of paradox space
    a new lifeform is about to be created
    one whose origin is as enigmatic as the glimmer of a musclebeast's teat
    some are carried in by storks
    some are recreated from paradox slime
    others appear wet out of their best friend's magical nonexistent vagina
    but regardless of how these beings may be formed
    they all come into the world with a special force:
    one called
    LOVE
    this is the story of one man's search for love and truth
    in a universe forgotten by time
    the story of those fearful creatures
    those that we call
    <big><big><i>BABIES</i></big></big>
Commentary: |-
    <i>Toby Fox:</i>
    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I actually finished the second album.
---
Track: A Knight's Reflection
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '4:13'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3XI2kyugT0
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/A%20Knight's%20Reflection.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Crustacean
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Black Rose / Green Sun
---
Track: Aradia's Theme (Pre-Death)
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:06'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4deATGJcM4A
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor)
    Unofficial name. If I recall correctly, I gave it that name for the Homestuck Sound Test because when [[group:toby-fox]] shared the track on his Tumblr, he shared it alongside a picture of Aradia (and nothing else to identify the song with), almost certainly the [[media:misc/aradias-theme-pre-death.png|same picture I used as track art for the song]] in the first versions of the Sound Test.
---
Track: Bane
Directory: bane-old
Artists:
- Mark J. Hadley
Duration: '5:48'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Bane.mp3
Commentary: |-
    <i>Mark J. Hadley:</i>
    Whew... this is a really, REALLY old one of mine. I wrote the first version of "Bane" in 2001, and this version (the 'latest' one) was written in 2005. It's been a long time since I did anything with this theme, but I still really like it. I've been thinking about making a [[track:bane-p-s|newer version]] of it (since surely I've gotten better over the past decade, right?).

    I kind of regret not slipping this theme into Homestuck somewhere; I feel like this could have easily been a recurring signature theme for projects I work on (like [[group:toby-fox|Toby Fox]] does with '[[track:megalovania-ebhh|Megalovania]]').
---
Track: Brodylovania
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:35'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoQsVkjYt6w
Referenced Tracks:
- Brodyquest
- track:MeGaLoVania
Sampled Tracks:
- Brodyquest
- track:MeGaLoVania
Lyrics: |-
    I'm so fresh you can... genitals... ahhhh

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody (Brody...)

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody (Brody...)
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody A-Adrien Bro-bro-brobrody (Brody...)

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody (Brody...)
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody

    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
    Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody Adrien Brody
---
Track: Busker's Theme
Artists:
- James Roach
Duration: '0:47'
URLs:
- https://jamesroach.tumblr.com/post/172233581852/originally-there-was-a-troll-in-act-2-code
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Busker's%20Theme.mp3
Commentary: |-
    <i>James Roach:</i> ([Tumblr](https://jamesroach.tumblr.com/post/172233581852/originally-there-was-a-troll-in-act-2-code))

    Originally there was a troll in act 2 code named “Busker” that was the alternian version of those like.. one man bands you see when you go to venice beach [or like on the subway or w/e](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfINfEhxnLA). Just him and his weird accordion that also somehow made all these extra sounds.

    Anyway if you went up to him and did the right dialogue he would play you his song, which was this. I think he got written out because he was kind of a one note character ‘,:^]

    <i>mkteres:</i> ([Tumblr](https://jamesroach.tumblr.com/post/182161109567/mkteres-jamesroachmusic-originally-there-was))

    <img src="media/misc/busker-mkteres.jpg" width="275">

    well imma just put my interpretation of busker here

    <i>James Roach:</i> ([Tumblr](https://jamesroach.tumblr.com/post/182161109567/mkteres-jamesroachmusic-originally-there-was))

    <small>#nice. i think they were... cerulean? i dont remember</small>
---
Track: Calliope
Directory: calliope-malcolm-brown
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '1:08'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kjVPw8-zy4
Referenced Tracks:
- Lupus Mortis Aeternae
- English
---
Track: Cascading Events
# No official name, this one is possibly fan-sourced?
# Also known as "Descend2 Demo", "Freefall Beta" or "cascade2"
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '4:20'
URLs:
- https://spellmynamewithabang.tumblr.com/day/2012/05/14
---
Track: Cats
Directory: cats-toby-fox
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '1:36'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S-7Yc0n3uc
---
Track: Catscratch
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:31
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4vXf3-PFo
---
Track: Chaotic Frenzy
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '2:27'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=19078
---
Track: Cheer up, crabface, it's Halloween!
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '2:07'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nQIPA5KcNI
---
Track: Clockwork Apocalypse
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '1:39'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1d8iai1Wlk
Referenced Tracks:
- Clockwork Melody
---
Track: Condescescion
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '0:15'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2TB9hcb38g
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Condescescion.mp3
Commentary: |-
    <i>Toby Fox:</i> ([Tumblr](https://web.archive.org/web/20121124063921/https://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/8941917003/just-screwing-around-but-sometimes-music-plays-in))

    <img src="media/misc/04060.gif" width="240">

    just screwing around, but sometimes music plays in my head as I read panels and I wanted to get something out for her before I went to bed

    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i>

    Appears to be an unofficial name, possibly originating in the Homestuck Sound Test. This track is an early sketch that eventually turned into [[Hate You]].
---
Track: Davesprite2
Artists:
- Erik Scheele
Duration: '2:12'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaMjpWYqvME
Referenced Tracks:
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- Sburban Jungle
---
Track: Daywalker ~Rise~
Directory: daywalker-rise-contest
Artists:
- Catboss
Duration: '5:17'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/catbossstudio/daywalker-rise
Commentary: |-
    <i>Catboss:</i> ([SoundCloud description](https://soundcloud.com/catbossstudio/daywalker-rise))

    DEBUNK

    <hr>

    The last of my three entries to the Homestuck Music Contest, the other two being [[Guns Blazing]] and [[Vodka Mutiny]].

    A song for Kanaya, this song is - in my opinion - the weakest contender of the lot. Daywalker nonetheless marks my first attempt at using real audio in a song - I recorded the flute performance myself. Unfortunately, my playing, recording, and production are definitely not up to snuff, honestly. Given that it was recorded with a terrible laptop mic, with a player who hadn't played in a long while (me), I suppose that was honestly no surprise.

    However, I love both the harp and flute melodies in this song. It was a blast to play, and I'd definitely think about using them again at some point in the future.
---
Track: Desperado
Artists:
- Bill Bolin
Duration: '2:58'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEbF9TohLIY
---
Track: Dirkhestra
Artists:
- Alex Rosetti
Duration: '2:13'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63dLbjD3L0g
Referenced Tracks:
- Horschestra
---
Track: Do the Homestuck
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '0:34'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvxOaaZKPOE
Lyrics: |-
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-get down
    Get down, do-do-do the Homestuck
    Get down, ge-ge-ge--
---
Track: Double Midnight
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:21
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un7k0l8p12U
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
Sampled Tracks:
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
Lyrics: |-
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew-Midnight Crew!
    M-m-m-make her-the Midnight (Cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-cr—) Midnight, Midnight
    Make her a-make her a-make her-night Crew-night Crew!
    Home with the milk in the morning
---
Track: Eridan's Theme...?
Directory: eridans-theme-question-mark
Artists:
- Nick Smalley
Duration: 0:42
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssFYgPWL6AI
Lyrics: |-
    Eridan is not that great you need to shut up now
    Even though you think he's great, he is really not
    You all think he's really great, even though he's not
    You think he should have his song, here it is right now
    Eridan is not that great and he does not deserve a theme

    Oh, Nick Smalley guitar solo
---
Track: Exploring the Depths of Sburb
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '4:20'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Exploring%20the%20Depths%20of%20Sburb.mp3
---
Track: Feel (Old. Ver)
Artists:
- Luke Benjamins
Duration: '1:30'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Feel%20%28Old%20Ver.%29.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- track:feel-luke-benjamins
---
Track: Feel
Directory: feel-luke-benjamins
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Luke Benjamins
Duration: '1:07'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Feel.mp3
---
Track: Fill 'Em With Midnight
Duration: '2:14'
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG1ioeAV04c
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Fill%20'Em%20With%20Midnight.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- track:midnight-malcolm-brown
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
---
Track: Firefly Cloud Remix
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '1:13'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-6quR5wxAg
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Firefly%20Cloud%20Remix.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Firefly Cloud
Sampled Tracks:
- Firefly Cloud
---
Track: Five-Four Stress
Artists:
- Buzinkai
Duration: '1:22'
URLs:
- https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/242553
---
Track: Flare (Cascade)
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '3:26'
URLs:
- https://plazmataz.tumblr.com/post/19774190658/download-flare-cascade-i-have-recut-and
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT0ijIKJkbE
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare (Cascade Cut)
- Cascade (Beta)
MIDI Project Files:
- Title: MIDI by Unknown
  Files:
  - 'Flare (Cascade) - Unknown.mid'
Commentary: |-
    <i>Clark Powell:</i> ([Tumblr](https://plazmataz.tumblr.com/post/19774190658/download-flare-cascade-i-have-recut-and))

    I have recut and remastered my track Flare, as it was presented to you in the Cascade flash (rather than the calmed-down [[Flare|album version]]). I get asked a lot for this, so I decided to give it some extra love and attention.

    I have attempted a number of times to put together a mix of Flare that utilized the distinctive crescendo that is recognizable [[track:flare-cascade-cut|from Cascade]], but it never seems to work well without the cinematic context. The buildup sort of leads to nothing, and then the track either ends awkwardly or fades out, and I have something personal against fade-outs. Maybe I'll talk about that someday. But not now.

    I gave it another go, this time trying a decrescendo to bring the song back down from all the energy it riles up, then ending it on kind of a creepy note. I had more success here than I ever have in past attempts to cut the song together in this way.

    Flare was a pretty big hit in its own right, so there's always the pressure coming from the responsibility to handle this properly. I hope you enjoy it!
---
Track: Flare (Green Sun Remix)
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '4:08'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/plazmataz/flare-green-sun-remix
---
Track: Flight of the White Wolf
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '4:45'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh_h8aJVfBU
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- Cascade (Beta)
- Dissension (Original)
---
Track: Flow
Directory: flow-solatrus
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Solatrus
Duration: '6:26'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=9580
---
Track: Ham And Steak
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '8:24'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqT3gaihbPE
- https://soundcloud.com/dragonxvi/ham-and-steak-unused-homestuck-music
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex English
- track:calliope-malcolm-brown
- You're So Rad
- Unite Synchronization
- Homestuck Anthem
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Doctor
---
Track: haunt
Directory: haunt-andrew-hussie
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Andrew Hussie
Duration: '2:33'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE7K28JkDVk
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor)
    This track is also known as 'Hussjam' in the current iteration of the Homestuck Sound Test.
---
Track: Hawkeye
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '1:05'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTk4m0S63Sg
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Hawkeye.mp3
---
Track: HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
- Paul Henderson (VA)
Duration: '1:09'
Referenced Tracks:
- Freefall
Sampled Tracks:
- Creata
- Beatup
- Moonsweater
- THIS Pumpkin
- track:aggrievocation
- Feel (Alive)
- Freefall
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jusfjbsO_qY
Lyrics: |-
    (IT'S ME, KARKAT, THE-THE HOMESTUCK MA-TH-THE GUY FROM HOMESTUCK YEAH THE YEAH THE-THE-THAT GUY I-IT'S KARKAT HAVE YOU LISTENED TO HOMEST- AAH YOU LISTEN TO UM THE-THE-VO-VOLUME TEN HAVE YOU HEARD OF VOLUME TEN? IT'S HERE! UH CLICK THAT- NOPE-NOPE IT'S GONE- NO CLICK IT- NO- THERE- NO- THERE IT IS- NO IT'S GONE- OH YEAH THERE CLICK CLICK IT! OKAY THAT-THAT BOX THERE CLICK THA- CLICK THAT BOX, THAT BOX RIGHT THERE UH, CLICK IT I'M KARKAT Y-YOUR FAVORITE- I'M-I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK I'M UNDERTALE MY NAME IS KARKAT LISTEN, TO THIS-)
    (IT'S GOT UHM, y'know what fuck it it's fine this is bullshit anyway IT'S GOT UH, ALSO EH-THIS-)
    (ALL OF THESE)
    (CLICK IT AND BUY IT, DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO IT, UH BUY IT AND-AND BURN A CD AND TH-THROW THE CD ON THE GROUND AND SPIT ON IT AND THEN BUY IT AGAIN AND THEN TELL YOUR MOM YOU WANNA MOVE OUT, JUST- I'M KARKAT, HEY UH HOMESTUCK VOLUME... IT'S SQUIDDLES TWO IT'S, IT'S VOLUME X, VOLUME TEN, IT'S THE NEW YEAH, DOT COM.)
    (I'M KARKAT.)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Paul Henderson:</i>
    ([Original video!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jusfjbsO_qY))
---
Track: Jadesprite
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:09'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXvlsXlKOk
Referenced Tracks:
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor)
    Unofficial name. If I recall correctly, I gave it that name for the Homestuck Sound Test because when [[group:toby-fox]] shared the track on his Tumblr, he shared it alongside a picture of Jadesprite (and nothing else to identify the song with), almost certainly the [[media:misc/jadesprite.png|same picture I used as track art for the song]] in the first versions of the Sound Test.
---
Track: Jane Dargason (5/11)
Directory: jane-dargason-may-11
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Clark Powell
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '1:22'
URLs:
- https://plazmataz.tumblr.com/post/23084666959/and-for-your-listening-pleasure-a-snippet-of
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Jane%20Dargason%20(May%2011).mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Jane Dragon
Sampled Tracks:
- Life in Technicolor
Commentary: |-
    <i>Clark Powell:</i> ([Tumblr](https://plazmataz.tumblr.com/post/23084666959/and-for-your-listening-pleasure-a-snippet-of))

    And for your listening pleasure, a snippet of something called Jane Dargason. It is an unfinished track, part of my work lately putting together some music for [[album:homestuck-vol-9|Homestuck Volume 9]]. The beautiful artwork, for which the music is arguably just a vehicle, is brought to you by the astounding talent of [[artist:tavia-morra|Tavia Morra]].

    You remember [[Jade Dragon]], right? The rich wall of sound therein owes itself to the fact that it samples [[Viva la Vida]], from its namesake Coldplay album. Jane Dargason is a spiritual successor, using samplework from [[Life in Technicolor]] off the same album. All of this is combined here to surprisingly lovely effect with sounds from an unreleased track by RJ (who, as we have discussed, is the coolest).

    In short, we have an anthemic Jane tune in the workings!

    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor)

    This upload to Tumblr featured artwork by Tavia Morra which would eventually end up used on [[album:homestuck-vol-9]] for [[track:princess-of-helium]], rather than [[track:jane-dargason|the final version of this track]] (which featured art by [[artist:dawn-davis]] instead).
---
Track: Jane Dragon
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: '1:16'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAG6_bycbYw
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Jane_dragon.mp3
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/24511601535/volume-9-is-upon-us-soon-we-will-be-swimming-in))
    [[album:homestuck-vol-9|volume 9]] is upon us. soon we will be swimming in milkshakes.

    [[track:jane-dargason|jane dargason]] has just been finished; i slapped some touches on it and they will touch all of you inappropriately and you will like it.

    trust.

    because i know you're dying of curiosity

    here is the original mp3 i sent [[artist:clark-powell|clark]] that began this exciting journey. note that it is literally nothing like the final mix, or even [[track:jane-dargason-may-11|the mix posted three weeks ago]]. it is a completely different thing.

    that is what friendship does.lessons to be learned, people

    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor)

    The linked file is dated April 16, 2012 (23:16:25 UTC).
---
Track: '>Lexxer: Ascend'
Artists:
- James Roach
Commentary: |-
    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor)

    From James Roach's decommissioned fantroll album.
---
Track: Lies With The Sea (Beta)
Artists:
- Michael Guy Bowman
Duration: '4:48'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/Y3eQgdzvBfQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
Lyrics: |-
    Lonely submarine in murky shades of blue and green
    A silent knock on Davy Jones' door
    Octopi and hydronauts explore unsalvaged shipwrecks caught
    In coral reefs that span the ocean floor

    The geothermal chemistry
    Of vents below the deep blue sea
    Burning on and on
    The winking of an angler's light
    You make this underwater flight
    Down where there is no sun

    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean
    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean

    My, the continental shelf and all its sunken wealth
    Bones of those who walked the plank
    The depth to which these pirates sank
    Crushed by pressures great
    The submarine has lost its way
    Shall we ever make it to the bay
    From where we once did leave?
    A sonar ping still rings for help
    Diffused amongst a cloud of kelp
    Where mermaid kingdoms breathe

    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean
    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean
    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean
    My love lies with the sea
    My love lies with the ocean
---
Track: Long Night Ahead
Artists:
- Tensei
Duration: '4:21'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we8DQb_a2u4
Commentary: |-
    <i>Tensei:</i>
    I'll have to do some explaining for this one: I've been messing around with vertically layered music composition, and wanted to do something with problem sleuth (that OTHER mspaint adventure). Feel free to skip my blathering below and just listen to the music though!

    I always felt like PS was at least partially a callback to 90s point 'n click adventure games along the lines of Grim Fandango, Day of the Tentacle, Monkey Island, Sam & Max, etc. so this song is intended to reflect that. If you imagine PS as a video game, this is the song that would play at the very start of the adventure while our heroes are messing around in their offices and getting caught up in all kinds of shenanigans.

    Now, the nice thing about PS is that the three main characters (Problem Sleuth, Pickle Inspector and Ace Dick) all have some strong themes that make it easy to come up with appropriate musical motifs. In fact, the three musical instruments that appear fairly early in the comic ( A trumpet, a clarinet and a tuba) all are pretty obviously intended as metaphorical representations of the three heroes, which means that as a composer I have my work cut out for me.

    The idea with vertical layering in this song is that depending on which of the protagonists is currently 'on screen', the theme uses different motifs and lead instruments: when more than one protagonist is on screen their motifs are played at the same time and combined. Normal playback methods don't support this kind of interactive music (many game engines do, however), so this particular version is more of a proof of concept that just demonstrates the different layers and highlights how they interact.

    The first section after the intro belongs to Problem Sleuth. He's the leader of the bunch, and to reflect his mario-esque all-around average strength, his motif is played on a muted trumpet in the middle register with a combination of short and sustained notes.

    After that we come to Ace Dick. His motif consists of short notes played on a tuba and backed by trombones and timpani to throw some appropriate weight around.

    Pickle Inspector goes third with sustained notes played in the higher register of a clarinet. He's a bit of a loopy character so there's some glockenspiel and a lot of chroma... chromatics? chromaticity? to give it a bit of whimsy

    The fourth loop combines the motifs of all three characters to demonstrate the interaction between layers when all three are present. The final loop is a variation on the Problem Sleuth motif with an added theremin and a delay effect on all the instruments to give it a 'spacy' sound: we're entering the realm of imagination and the music becomes appropriately screwy.
---
Track: lucaslee.mp3
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Lyrics: |-
    Piss on me
    Come on, just fuckin' piss on me
    Piss on me, just fuckin' piss on me (Just piss on me)
    Piss on me
    Come on, just fuckin' piss on me
    Piss on me, just fuckin' piss on me (Just piss on me)

    Piss on me, piss on me

    Piss on me
    Come on, just fuckin' piss on me
    Piss on me, just fuckin' piss on me (Just piss on me)
    Piss on me
    come on, just fuckin' piss on me
    Piss on me- (laughter)
    (Just piss on me)
    Piss on me, piss on me
    Come on just fucking piss on me
---
Track: Lullaby of the furthest ring (2/21)
Directory: lullaby-of-the-furthest-ring-feb-21
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Robert J! Lake
Duration: 3:19
URLs:
- https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/43641076845/very-loose-music-box-fm-synth-arrangement-of-let?source=share
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Lullaby_of_the_furthest_ring.mp3
Commentary: |-
    <i>Robert J! Lake:</i> ([Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/spellmynamewithabang/43641076845/very-loose-music-box-fm-synth-arrangement-of-let))

    very loose music box fm synth arrangement of let the squiddles sleep that never went anywhere

    "enjoy"

    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor)

    Released on Tumblr on February 21, 2013; the linked file is dated two years earlier, on January 28, 2011 (21:29:16 UTC).
---
Track: Lupus Mortis Aeternae
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: 0:32
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=14121
---
Track: Mannequin
Artists:
- Perry Sullivan
Duration: 0:56
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAyPFa3nEK4
---
Track: Midnight
Directory: midnight-malcolm-brown
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: 1:01
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/4AILbcNRy-k?t=2030
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Midnight%20(Malcolm%20Brown).mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
---
Track: Mother
Directory: mother-malcolm-brown
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '2:09'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/4AILbcNRy-k?t=2086
Referenced Tracks:
- Black Rose / Green Sun
- Aggrieve
- Harlequin
Commentary: |-
    <i>Malcolm Brown:</i> ([Tumblr](https://dragonxvi.tumblr.com/post/36066966776/canned-corner-mother-aka-music-that-didnt))

    <b>Canned Corner: “Mother”</b>

    (aka. Music that didn’t quite make it. Since I’m not updating enough amma talk more about cancelled tracks you may have heard snippits of a while back but never appeared on any album)

    Aah “Mother”, this one was conceived back around [[album:homestuck-vol-9|Vol. 9]] as a Rose track, originally under the assumption that post-scratch Rose would be important and act as a kind of parallel to Rose’s Mom pre-scratch. As usual this wasn’t the case, and instead she surfed out on a blaze of glory and ICP related shenanigans.

    “Mother” was basically planned as post-scratch [[Harlequin]], but with flavours of Ms. Lalonde.  As such, it’s essentially [[Aggrieve]] in the style of Harlequin.  Then it’s blended more with my usual weird Chiptune-with-bits-of-orchestra thing.  The net result is kind of a more mystical, studious piece.

    I kinda like it, but it doesn’t really do anything, and its only original bits are abandoned fairly quickly due to the shortness of the track.  Plus when it became apparent that post-scratch Rose has pretty much no influence on the plot, it was brushed to one side and I started on something else.
---
Track: Mutiny (crapapella)
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '0:43'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3BJsvKM6DY
Referenced Tracks:
- Mutiny
Lyrics: |-
    I LOVE YOU DOGGY
---
Track: My grand dad is the green sun
Additional Names:
- Flare - Homestuck (YouTube upload)
Artists:
- SiIvaGunner
- Marcy Nabors
Duration: '3:04'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTg3zClmMmg
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/My%20Grand%20Dad%20is%20the%20Green%20Sun.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
- Meet the Flintstones
Sampled Tracks:
- Flare
---
Track: Non Compos Mentis
Artists:
- Bill Bolin
Duration: '1:53'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANwj8Zm82bA
---
Track: Old Skacret
Artists:
- James Roach
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Old%20Skacret.mp3
# Dead URL https://soundcloud.com/jamesroachmusic/old-skacret, no archive
Duration: '0:11'
Referenced Tracks:
- track:old-secret
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (wiki editor)
    James Roach took down this track after a year or two and never reuploaded it.
---
Track: Pascal Kepler, Thief of Mind
Artists:
- James Roach
Commentary: |-
    <i>Quasar Nebula:</i> (wiki editor)

    From James Roach's decommissioned fantroll album.
---
Track: Patient
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:59
URLs:
- https://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/33265379210/patient-not-gonna-use-this-for-anything
- https://youtu.be/HNdCAUpmXws
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor
MIDI Project Files:
- Title: MIDI by IronInvoker47
  Files:
  - 'Patient - IronInvoker47 (piano).mid'
Commentary: |-
    <i>Toby Fox:</i> ([Tumblr](https://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/33265379210/patient-not-gonna-use-this-for-anything))

    patient

    not gonna use this for anything
---
Track: Penumbra Phantasm
Artists:
- Toby Fox
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIq4GrMv96I
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdntMzdkFnk
---
Track: Post-Apocalyptic Fedora
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '2:58'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/eidolonorpheus/post-apocalyptic-fedora
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWHGEF_860
Lyrics: |-
    (Wardrobe largely incinerated. Family, deceased. Remaining garments, heavily wrinkled.)

    (Commencing search through rubble for steam press, loved ones.)
---
Track: Pumpkin Tide (Acoustic Version w/ Chords)
Artists:
- Michael Guy Bowman
Duration: '2:54'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqnMFAVTLg
Referenced Tracks:
- Pumpkin Tide
---
Track: Rex English
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: 0:50
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTQo2rPvEzM
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- English
Lyrics: |-
    (HONK)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor)
    Unofficial name. [Archived link to the original Tumblr post.](https://web.archive.org/web/20111110134032/http://fwugradiation.tumblr.com:80/post/12287015978)
---
Track: Ruins
Artists:
- Erik Scheele
Duration: '3:01'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=4987
---
Track: Sea of Derse
Artists:
- Erik Scheele
Duration: '2:48'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Sea%20of%20Derse.mp3
---
Track: Searching the Desert for Chiptunes
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '0:42'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Searching%20the%20Desert%20For%20Chiptunes.mp3
---
Track: Seer of Same-Color Scalemate Combos
Artists:
- Alex Rosetti
Duration: '1:16'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/albatrosssoup/seer-of-same-color-scalemate-combos
Referenced Tracks:
- The Lemonsnout Turnabout
---
Track: Shooting Star
Artists:
- Hilary Troiano
Duration: '1:23'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Shooting%20Star.mp3
---
Track: Skaia Voyages
Artists:
- Seth Peelle
Duration: '1:12'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Skaia%20Voyages.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
- Skies of Skaia
---
Track: Skaian Shuffle
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '4:16'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Skaian%20Shuffle.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Skaian Skuffle
---
Track: Sunsetter (Ska)
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:27'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trRCHf5Bs94
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunsetter
Lyrics: |-
    When I was young it seemed like everywhere was easy street
    Playing on my pogo ride, kicking back my feet
    And they were so simple I believed all that came
    But my mind still brittles since I borrowed this game

    And there is no here and no now
    Only what those mad gods have in store for us all
    Don't you wish you could just go back to the old days
    When all the truth was just the setting sun

    Forget about your past and forget about your future
    Like trees blown by the wind these things have no sway upon you
    Forget about your job and forget about your homework
    Now draw out your weapon and break it in two

    Forget about your life and forget about your world
    Just don't forget your friends cause they'll pull you through

    And there is no here and no now
    Only what those mad gods have in store for us all
    Don't you wish you could just go back to your old home
    Sitting on the roof, just to watch the setting sun
---
Track: The Ballad of Jack Noir
Directory: the-ballad-of-jack-noir-original
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:47'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqKvmyPhUf8
Lyrics: |-
    Greetings, useless peons
    You've done terrible so far
    Treading venom pools for eons
    Suffering with no scar

    Mercy everlasting
    Hiding who you are
    Welcome to the dark side
    My name is Jack No...
    Iiiiir!

    I'm the overlord of badass
    The shadow magic priest
    Chosen ones cry out for mother
    Of trouble you're the least!

    I really hate these stupid hats
    And that stupid king
    That overarching monarch
    Can shove something up his thing

    (GRAVEYARD STUFFERS)
    Oh yeah, they call me Jack Noir
    You might think that I'm the star
    When really there's a dad who makes me glad
    I haven't had the pleasure, yes to treasure
    This saturnine existence
    'Tween these fenestrated walls

    Goodbye, useless peons
    You were horrible in life
    Jumped off the galleon
    'Thout so much as a Strife
    [[track:archagent-everlasting|Archagent everlasting]]
    I'll tear the sky ajar!

    Goodnight everybody
    My name is Jack- oh
    My name is Spades- no!
    My name is Jack Noir!

    My name (My name is)
    Jack Noir (Name is Jack)
    (WHOP!)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Toby Fox:</i>
    I really wish I was better at singing homogenously hahahaha

    Seriously considering a third person vocal arrangement for a jazz band

    Also I didn't know noir wasn't two syllables so this song is kind of ruined for me hahaha
---
Track: The Thirteenth Troll
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '1:19'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbiS4WkCOVo&t=5182s
Referenced Tracks:
- The Thirteenth Hour
Commentary: |-
    <i>Toby Fox:</i>
    did something cute with UU’s theme from [[album:alternia|Alternia]]

    u_u;;;
---
Track: The Undying
Artists:
- James Dever
Duration: '1:28'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=26954
Commentary: |-
    <i>James Dever:</i> ([Tumblr](https://web.archive.org/web/20140820055220/https://squidshanties.tumblr.com/))

    Right around when [[album:cherubim|Cherubim]] came out in March, I got a few requests to hear what the original sketches were for [[Red Sucker]] and [[Green Lolly]]. These were the skeletons that I gave the team. I worked with them through the process with input and suggestions on the pacing and structure, but they really took these simple ideas and ran in the best possible direction!

    The cherubs are bizarre creatures, and everything about them is pretty far out there, so I focused on chromaticism in the themes to give it some off kilter base. Caliborn is (pardon my French) a little shit. He’s diabolical and selfish. I decided to base this skeleton on a minor triad to give it a darker tone right off the bat. Mirroring it on the Calliope sketch accidentally gave it a [Kuja’s Theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAXn5t7WjkI) tone to it, which I ended up loving. I immediately approached [[artist:kalibration|Kali]] about adding his own personal flare to it. I’ve always been a monumental fan of his compositions, especially [[album:tomb-of-the-ancestors|TOTA]], which was the sound I was looking for. He nailed it exponentially!
---
Track: The Uranian
Artists:
- James Dever
Duration: 0:47
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/gbiS4WkCOVo?t=27042
Referenced Tracks:
- The Undying
Commentary: |-
    <i>James Dever:</i> ([Tumblr](https://web.archive.org/web/20140820055220/https://squidshanties.tumblr.com/))

    Right around when [[album:cherubim|Cherubim]] came out in March, I got a few requests to hear what the original sketches were for [[Red Sucker]] and [[Green Lolly]]. These were the skeletons that I gave the team. I worked with them through the process with input and suggestions on the pacing and structure, but they really took these simple ideas and ran in the best possible direction!

    The cherubs are bizarre creatures, and everything about them is pretty far out there, so I focused on chromaticism in the themes to give it some off kilter base. Caliborn is (pardon my French) a little shit. He’s diabolical and selfish. I decided to base this skeleton on a minor triad to give it a darker tone right off the bat. Mirroring it on the Calliope sketch accidentally gave it a [Kuja’s Theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAXn5t7WjkI) tone to it, which I ended up loving. I immediately approached [[artist:kalibration|Kali]] about adding his own personal flare to it. I’ve always been a monumental fan of his compositions, especially [[album:tomb-of-the-ancestors|TOTA]], which was the sound I was looking for. He nailed it exponentially!
---
Track: Three In The Morning (Davekind)
Artists:
- Clark Powell
Duration: '2:50'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/eliwood-lord-of-pherae/three-in-the-morning-davekind
Referenced Tracks:
- track:three-in-the-morning
---
Track: Valor
Directory: valor-toby-fox
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '2:23'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuL95g9kzs
Referenced Tracks:
- Dissension (Original)
---
Track: Where making this hapen
Artists:
- David Ko
Duration: 0:28
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Where%20making%20this%20hapen.mp3
---
Track: Wily Espionage
Directory: wily-espionage-original
Always Reference By Directory: True
Artists:
- Thomas Ferkol
Duration: '3:13'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Wily%20Espionage.mp3
Commentary: |-
    <i>Thomas Ferkol:</i> (composer, [Tumblr](https://eidolonorpheus.tumblr.com/post/39968495349/wily-espionage-going-places))

    Going places?

    <small>#wip #roxy lalonde #derse</small>
---
Track: You're So Rad
Artists:
- Malcolm Brown
Duration: '2:12'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y5c-6-11eU
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/You're%20So%20Rad.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Crustacean
Commentary: |-
    <i>Malcolm Brown:</i> ([Tumblr](https://dragonxvi.tumblr.com/post/32882709998/youre-so-rad-re-music-suggestions-id-love))

    <b>“You’re So Rad”</b>

    > Re: Music suggestions, I’d love to hear a theme for Karkat and Terezi in the recent game-style update, and the beautiful but sad conversation they had in the dream bubble. I think it would make for a gorgeous song.
    >
    > <b>- kchan323</b>

    Quest Accepted!

    Here’s a preview of what I’ve got so far. Not a huge amount of Karkat/Terezi injection in yet, or percussion for that matter, but I’m hoping to combine the two in some glorious union that will make even the hardest, strongest, man-horse-lusus be reduced to a pile of quivering tears and black liquid sorrow.

    (The name’s a spin on the Hanz Zimmer track [“You’re so cool”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aRDZ6z9yT8) from the movie True Romance, but with some radical Latula Pyrope twist)
---
Section: Other fanmusic
---
Track: Ascend (Famitracker 8-Bit Cover)
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Duration: '6:10'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/A8gyA2tcdHo
Referenced Tracks:
- Ascend
Commentary: |-
    <i>cookiefonster:</i>
    An 8-bit cover of the song titled Ascend from the new music album, Homestuck Volume 10. As far as I'm aware I'm the first person on YouTube to post an 8-bit cover of a song from Volume 10 so that's a pretty cool acomplishment.

    Edit: And now I'm the first to 8-bit cover the ending credits song in Homestuck. How cool is that???

    Original song by [[artist:tensei|Tensei]]. He has heard this cover.
---
Track: Calming Quartz (Beta)
Artists:
- PoisonedElite
Duration: '2:13'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/poisonedelite/calming-quartz-beta/s-2FvRp
Referenced Tracks:
- Land of Quartz and Melody
Commentary: |-
    <i>PoisonedElite:</i>
    The first Version of Calming Quartz, my song for the album Xenoplanetarium, a Homestuck Fan Album. I wasn't happy with this version so I redid the entire song. This song references Land of Quartz and Melody by Thomas Ferkol.
---
Track: Cascadium Dioxide
Artists:
- Cerulean
Duration: '8:35'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/ctza/cascadium-dioxide
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- Flare (Cascade)
- Black Rose / Green Sun
---
Track: Character Theme for Dirk Strider
Artists:
- WindlessZephyr
Duration: '3:06'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db2MA-7geC4
---
Track: 🤡
Directory: clown-face
Artists:
- Tee-vee
Duration: '8:58'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJt37dXAmQ
Commentary: |-
    <i>Tee-vee:</i>
    BGM for the Grand Highblood route of DistantQuest, a fan-made friendsim game about the troll Ancestors from Homestuck. Check it out here: https://distantpast.itch.io/distantquest

    Bandcamp release of the full soundtrack to come soon once the final character routes will be released !
---
Track: Chucklevoodoo Waltz
Artists:
- Elodie Cunningham
Duration: '2:40'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/chemicalwordsmith/chucklevoodoo-waltz
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_3j1erEwFE
Referenced Tracks:
- Purple Tyrant
---
Track: Conflict!
Artists:
- Emelia K.
Duration: '1:07'
URLs:
- https://redditstuckmusic.bandcamp.com/track/conflict
---
Track: Dance of Thorns (Metal Cover)
Directory: dance-of-thorns-richaadeb
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- RichaadEB
Duration: '3:56'
Additional Names:
- Dance of Thorns (Spotify, Amazon, Deezer)
- Dance of Thorns || Metal Cover (YouTube)
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPFR511_Cpc
- https://open.spotify.com/album/1tT9vfcVf4QnQGk2c1XAyS
Referenced Tracks:
- Dance of Thorns
---
Track: DAVE STRIDER'S COOL MIXTAPE
Artists:
- SerialSymphony
Duration: '4:23'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/serialsymphony/dave-striders-cool-mixtape
Referenced Tracks:
- licord nacrasty
- The Sock Ruse
- The Light's Rebellion
Sampled Tracks:
- The Sock Ruse
Commentary: |-
    <i>Circlejourney:</i> (wrote [[The Light's Rebellion]])
    so I just had a memory hit me out of nowhere - me and [[artist:serialsymphony|serialsymphony]] discussed quoting each other's tracks reciprocally back when Dave Strider's Cool Mixtape was meant to be on [[album:cosmic-caretakers]]. i.e. this track does reference [[track:the-lights-rebellion|The Light's Rebellion]] at 2:56
    we both made the front half of our tracks, and then traded motifs in the back half, so it really is a reciprocal reference
    sorry for your ears @ anyone who listens through this to confirm its existence
---
Track: '[S] Dirk: Unite Synchronization (WITH LYRICS)'
Artists:
- toucanSandwiches
Duration: '2:55'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osPRQThfC1E
Referenced Tracks:
- Unite Synchronization
Lyrics: |-
    Yo, I was out for a while
    Cuz the red miles, Squarewave, get inside my sylladex
    Gotta fix shit now with a freestyle
    My team's a mess and it's all up to reflex

    Shit's kinda typical but this'll be mighty difficult cuz additional syllables
    Got a long road to hoe so let's go now acrobatic fucking pirouette

    C'mon I gotta go faster
    Yo, I'm a blur, colored alabaster
    Got that Crockercorp sendificator
    Absurd, I'm like my own flight simulator
    Zoom, speedyquick like my diction
    Do flips and shit, I'm twistin'
    Don't even care who's list'nin'
    Brace for impact I'm liftin'—
    Off, and I'm not even sweaty
    Though if I were, what I'd need'd be a towel
    Hey, yo, Sawtooth are you ready?
    Here comes a cruxite dowel (Nice catch!)

    Did I mention that I did this 'cause I gotta build speed, I'm relentless
    Gotta penchant, gotta mighty need like an engine, end of sentence; cool re-entrance

    (Yes.)
    (Fuck, yes.)
    (Hell, fucking, yes.)

    Oh
    Damn, a dead Roxy sans grave
    Yo Squarewave, take care of this place
    Now I know it's odd, but I gotta snog
    So go ahead and say it (Yeah dogg!)
    Dude, that's hella gay
    But hey I can't complain cuz the rogue is awake
    That's one down, two to go, or one
    If Roxy finds a way to partake
    (She won't. She's straight.)

    Fuck it, gotta move, Squarewave, see ya later
    Runnin' out of time, livin' on a prayer, got my
    Bucket and my Crockercorp sendificator
    Now as they say it's all gone pear shaped
    There's no other way
    So decapatation is my escape
    Goodbye Squarewave, ja mata ne (<i>see you later</i>)

    Yo, I'm back, did I miss shit?
    No I didn't, this attempt is kinda pathetic
    Doof, bitch, out the way
    Daddy Dirk is taking care of liplocking with Jane
    Looks like everything is okay
    One step left and we're headed to Jake
    Ya better hold on, because this thing is so fast
    Holy shit I'm cool

    (Did I tell you how cool I am? Cuz I am so fucking awesome.)
    (It's time for [Unintelligible])
    Grab on to my fucking skateboard, I'm so
    Cool, I saved the day, you're welcome watch this
    Cool shit that I set up earlier it's no
    Big deal, wait I lied it's actually the coolest thing ever!
    (Sup.)
---
Track: Glimpses Of Perfection [Loud]
Directory: glimpses-of-perfection
Artists:
- SplitSuns
URLs:
- https://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/glimpses-of-perfection-loud
Referenced Tracks:
- 'The End of Evangelion - TV Spot #1'
- Uneven Compromise
- Beyond the Wall (Intermission)
---
Track: Gnade
Directory: gnade-redditstuck
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Gordian
Duration: '3:24'
URLs:
- https://redditstuckmusic.bandcamp.com/track/gnade
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAbeJMimk90
---
Track: Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver
Artists:
- Octopimp
Duration: '1:49'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gRfnjppLWc
Referenced Tracks:
- United States of Whatever
Sampled Tracks:
- United States of Whatever
Lyrics: |-
    (Wwhatevver.)

    (I wwent down to the ocean and saw Fef and she wwas like "Ooh glub" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!")

    (Then this troll comes up to me and she's all like "Aren't you the Prince of Hope?" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!")

    (So later I'm in the core and Kan comes up and she's all like [chainsaw noises] and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!")

    'Cause this is my United States of Wwhatevver!
    And this is my United States of Wwhatevver!
    And this is my United States of Wwhatevver!

    (And then it's 3 a.m. and I'm on the corner wwearing my scarf and Kar comes and he's like "Hey, hipster" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!")

    (Then I'm macking on Nep and Eq comes up and he's all like "Hey I told you—" and I'm like "Yeah well wwhatevver!")

    (Then up comes Gamzee I'm like "Yo Gamzee, wwhats up?" he's like "Nothin" and I'm like "That's cool...")

    'Cause this is my United States of Wwhatevver!
    And this is my United States of Wwhatevver!
    And this is my United States of Wwhatevver!
---
Track: Fill 'em with Daylight
Artists:
- yuuDii
Duration: '3:30'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Teq_T8Wfw
Referenced Tracks:
- Three in the Morning
- Liquid Negrocity
---
Track: Friendsim 2 Prologue End Fanfare
Artists:
- Funk McLovin
Commentary: |-
    <i>Niklink:</i> (wiki editor)
    The four fanfares used in the different endings for [[album:friendsim-2-volume-1|Friendsim 2's]] prologue are variations on the same motif. Since they were all released simultaneously, we don't currently know the exact relationship between them, but in the meantime this track entry ensures they appear as being related to each other.
---
Track: Game Hypothesis
Artists:
- Cerulean
Duration: '2:01'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Gaem_Theor.mp3
Referenced Tracks:
- Science Blaster
- track:megalovania-undertale
---
Track: Heir of Grief Sax Cover
Directory: heir-of-grief-sax-cover-youtube
Artists:
- subversiveasset
Duration: '3:57'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bQvjdx8cbo
Referenced Tracks:
- Heir of Grief
Commentary: |-
    <i>subversiveasset:</i>
    ([Music video!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bQvjdx8cbo))

    As we near the end of Homestuck, please listen to this cover of [[artist:tensei|Joren "Tensei" de Bruin's]] "[[Heir of Grief]]" on saxophone.

    Since its beginning on April 13, 2009, Homestuck has accumulated over 8000 pages and 800,000 words and numerous characters. With End of Act 6's flash [S] Collide, the final act has begun. It's hard to believe that on April 13, 2016, the entire journey will be over.

    EQUIPMENT (it doesn't require the best!)<br>
    Instrument: Conn 24M Alto Saxophone<br>
    Mouthpiece: JodyJazz HR 6M<br>
    Ligature: Rovner C1RL MK III<br>
    Reed: Vandoren Java 2<br>

    Mic: Blue Yeti<br>
    Camera: Canon EOS SL1/100D

    DAW: Reaper<br>
    Video Editing Software: Adobe Premiere Pro CC
---
Track: Homestuck Title Screen
Artists:
- MK_97
Duration: '8:28'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_kGx5RikYA
Referenced Tracks:
- Skies of Skaia
---
Track: Inevitable End
Artists:
- Traikan
Duration: 1:58
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Inevitable%20End.mp3
---
Track: Karkalicious
Artists:
- Superspecks!
Duration: '4:52'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWcb2pdgZTc
Referenced Tracks:
- Fergalicious
Lyrics: |-
    (Four, tres, two, uno) Four, three, two, fuck you

    Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
    Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!

    Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco
    She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
    Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' HER no favors
    No reasons why I tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons

    I'm Karkalicious (So delicious)
    No I don't do kismesis
    And if you read any fanfics
    All that shit is fictitious

    I blow kisses (Mwah!)
    Don't matter if we're just moirails
    Trolls be lining down the veil
    For a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you)

    So delicious (Super sweet)
    So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
    So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me)
    I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-li-like candy, candy)

    Karkalicious def-
    Karkalicious def-
    Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic-

    Karkalicious definition, makes the shippers crazy
    Nepeta's always squealing cutesy pet names like Karkitty
    I'm the K to the A, R K the A the T
    And the MAJORITY of pairings had better include me

    I'm Karkalicious (So delicious)
    My body stays vicious
    All the highbloods feelin' nervous
    'Cuz I'm doing some fitness

    Zahhak's my witness
    Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
    And he'll be needing all the towels
    'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails (Four, three, two, fuck you)

    So delicious (Super sweet)
    So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
    So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me)
    I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up! Check it out)

    Baby, baby, baby
    If you really want me
    Honey get some patience
    Maybe then you'll get a taste

    I'll be tasty, tasty
    I'll be laced with lacey
    It's so tasty, tasty
    It'll make you crazy

    T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
    D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D, to the E, to the, to the— I'll just spell it out for you!

    All the time I turn around trolls gather round, always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood
    I just wanna say it now I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know
    And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
    But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell

    Terezi says I smell delicious (So delicious)
    No I don't do kismesis
    And if you read any fanfics
    All that shit is fictitious

    I blow kisses (Mwah!)
    Don't matter if we're just moirails
    Trolls be lining down the veil
    For a chance to fill a pail

    (Four, three, two, fuck you) My body stays vicious
    Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
    Nepeta's my witness (Meow!) I'll even let her first ship sail
    Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

    So delicious (Eridan, see)
    So delicious (You can trust me)
    So delicious (I'll help you be)
    I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-like candy, candy)

    It's so delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
    So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
    So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
    I'm Karkalicious (She says my blood is like candy, candy)

    T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
    T to the A, to the— to the— to the— to the—

    To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
    To the D to the E, to the— now wait just a motherfucking second!

    (Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the very end of the song? I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something? What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing? He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit, I quit!)
---
Track: Keep your head down, Rustblood! [Sax Cover Story]
Artists:
- subversiveasset
Duration: '3:42'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOgdcxskZpc
Referenced Tracks:
- Keep Your Head Down
- Rustblood
Commentary: |-
    <i>subversiveasset:</i>
    ([Music video!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOgdcxskZpc))

    Rustbloods, unite! Do not be content to keep your head down with this sax cover of [[artist:james-roach|James Roach]] & [[artist:toby-fox|Toby Fox]]'s "[[track:keep-your-head-down|Keep your head down]]" and "[[track:rustblood|Rustblood]]".

    This cover story was surprisingly difficult to do. Hiveswap (the long awaited sidequest for the Homestuck series) is very new, so there's a real possibility of spoiling things -- and this is especially the case since there are folks who are already familiar with Homestuck and folks who are not.

    This cover story could be like the prequel to the events of Hiveswap, maybe. Or at least, an imagining of something that could fit there.

    ►EQUIPMENT◄<br>
    🎷 Instrument : Conn 24M Alto Saxophone<br>
    Mouthpiece: JodyJazz HR 6M<br>
    Ligature: Rovner C1RL MK III<br>
    Reed: Vandoren Java 2

    🎤 Mic: Electro Voice RE-20<br>
    📷 Camera: Canon EOS SL1/100D

    🎛️ DAW: Reaper<br>
    🎞️ Video Editing Software: Adobe Premiere Pro CC
---
Track: Little Miss Fortune
Artists:
- Rainy
Commentary: |-
    <i>artist:kobacat:</i> (wiki editor)
    This track is unreleased at the time of writing (January 2024).
---
Track: luminantFlare
# Fully gone from the internet, sorry
Artists:
- luminantAegis
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
- Homestuck Anthem
- Explore
---
Track: Malediction
Artists:
- JJ Pollution
Duration: '1:56'
URLs:
- https://redditstuckmusic.bandcamp.com/track/malediction
---
Track: Menu (SNS Act 1)
Duration: '2:39'
Artists:
- bould
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/1TMVb_j4cbw
Sampled Tracks:
- Beatup
- Gettin' Freaky
---
Track: Nagito Komaeda VS Gamzee Makara (Danganronpa VS Homestuck) | RAP BATTLE!
Duration: '2:23'
Artists:
- Tristan
Contributors:
- Eddiefrb (vocals)
- The Metal Tempest (vocals)
- umbracabre (lyrics)
- Freshy Kanal (mixing)
Lyrics: |-
    Let me get straight to the point, I'm terminating your capriciousness
    I've got plenty of truth bullets to end you with a vicious diss
    I'll overcome your Rage-fueled antics, 'cuz I know that I'm better
    Than this dumb and slow juggalo borderline sexual predator
    Best be jotting notes, 'cuz I'm rocking Hope, leave you sobbing from my mocking
    You're a stoner joke, decaying all your lobes, and I my thought my brain was rotting
    Your plot armor can't save you here, this is your Final Dead Room
    So watch me make like Kanaya and split this jester in two

    Hey motherfucker. I was gonna have a pie but
    I'd love to teach you not to mess with motherfuckin' highbloods
    HONK. This motherfucker thinks he slays. Okay, bro
    Leave you dazed for days, motherfuckin' flayed with Faygo
    Motherfuckin luck man, how does it work
    Do you get it from being a motherfuckin' one-armed jerk?
    I'm motherfuckin immaculate. Leave you needin' an ambulance
    You winning in this rap-off? Now that's motherfucking miraculous

    Thank god that awful Act's over, you're getting no applause here
    All your "sick fires" were faker than you being god tier!
    Your chucklevoodoo nonsense ends up as a slurred blur, so
    Someone should ring Aranea and silence you like Kurloz

    Shit, motherfucker. That whole verse was motherfuckin' whack
    If miracles aren't fake you'll get off this motherfuckin' track
    Even if you motherfucked over Hinata and his class
    We know you'd motherfuckin' love to have his fingers in your ass

    I've had enough of this clown's jugglery, no matter how high you get you're under me
    In summary, I'll leave you under siege. Harpoon ya like your goat daddy underseas
    Leave you and your tacky clown crap like Chiaki. Crush every bone in your body
    This kid is depraved so I'll mimic Dave and end your Insane Clown Posse

    Your shenanigans are weak man, I motherfuckin' top em
    Seems this motherfucker's more suited to be "Ultimate Bottom"
    Leaving you subjugglated, ain't you a motherfuckin' sucker
    I didn't even need to sober up to beat you, motherfucker
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/ZQt9rWYhv7E
---
Track: Noiz
# Date First Released: April 23, 2021
# for fanventure Welcome to Doomtlis
# https://mspfa.com/?s=32427&p=993
Directory: noiz-rainy
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Rainy
Duration: '2:01'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXPyIEDZy9Q
---
Track: Penumbra Phantasm
# Date First Released: March 16, 2022
Directory: penumbra-phantasm-morris
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Morris
Duration: '2:35'
Referenced Tracks:
- Penumbra Phantasm
- Pseudumbra Phauxtasm
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/omega_morris/penumbra-phantasm
---
Track: Shimmerserene
Artists:
- Monckat
Duration: '6:45'
URLs:
- https://monckat.bandcamp.com/track/shimmerserene
Referenced Tracks:
- Vacuum Spark
Sampled Tracks:
- Amen, Brother
Commentary: |-
    <i>Monckat:</i>
    A journey for Oenia.
---
Track: Shut Me Down
Artists:
- Tamara Fritz
Duration: '4:31'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/totalspiffage/shut-me-down
- https://totalspiffage.tumblr.com/post/35440956885/shut-me-down-a-song-for-brobot-download-i
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTVzX-Jv3Rw
Lyrics: |-
    Metal joints and moving parts
    Radioactive, glowing hearts
    Send a code to change my mind
    No control, no way to fight

    I've been told what feelings are
    And the ones to show
    A splinter of my other self
    How close, we'll never know
    Shut me down, take me out
    Take these wires and burn them out
    Code me to break you, tell me to die
    Take my uranium, let the sparks fly
    Let my power run out
    Take my heart and shut me down

    Just a puppet to my code
    Quiet kind of binary ode
    Still I'm here, and I still feel
    I'm trapped inside a cage of steel

    I've been told what feelings are
    And the ones to show
    A splinter of my other self
    How close, we'll never know
    Shut me down, take me out
    Take these wires and burn them out
    Code me to break you, tell me to die
    Take my uranium, let the sparks fly
    Let my power run out
    Take my heart and shut me down

    I'm so cold
    Thirty seconds left before I explode
    Will I feel it when I die
    Will I wonder why

    Shut me down, take me out
    Take these wires, burn them out
    Code me to break you, code me to break you
    Code me to break you, code me to tell me to—
    Shut me down, take me out
    Take these wires, burn them out
    Code me to break you, tell me to die
    Take my uranium, let the sparks fly
    Let my power run out
    Take my heart and shut me down

    Shut me down
    Shut me down
---
Track: Synchronize
Directory: synchronize-fansong
Artists:
- Broadway Aradia
Duration: '2:12'
URLs:
- https://seven-lilies.tumblr.com/post/26866607185/synchronize-a-dirk-strider-fansong-lily-well
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXDZhUZ26pA
Lyrics: |-
    Beneath a smoldering sky crisscrossed with veins
    I rise from our ashes and I take the reins
    I won't allow this blood to stain
    I will rise

    I will not let us fall apart
    For what's a prince without his heart
    I'll play it fast I'll play it smart
    Synchronize

    And I'll escape the miles
    And I'll make Roxy smile
    I'll save the day in style

    And we'll survive
    You know if you guys die well that deprives
    Me of my heart and my spirit and my Strider stride
    And I ain't quite willing to lose all that tonight
    So let's fly

    Ship my head over to Jake for our very first kiss
    And I hadn't really planned that to go like this
    The volcano erupts he hears violins
    Lips meet mine

    And I'll escape the miles
    And I'll make Roxy smile
    I'll save the day in style

    And we'll survive
    Because a prince wakes up
    When you tear him apart
    Hurt my friends and break my heart
---
Track: Teal Maestro
Artists:
- duplicatetape
Duration: '4:12'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/6e9KaD4rt64
---
Track: T-Godhead
Artists:
- Simply EJ
Duration: '1:36'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/g6qJAETTBI8
---
Track: Taureg
Artists:
- Cerulean
Duration: '3:01'
URLs:
- https://altgenstuck.bandcamp.com/track/taureg
---
Track: The Engineer
Artists:
- Aradia Jones
Duration: '3:42'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/aradia-jones/the-engineer-a-dirk-strider-1
Lyrics: |-
    Gears spinning inside your head, silently
    Maybe make a body out of lead if you're ready and
    Lost inside a shell just a little bit proud of your genes
    But blood and breath and bones aren't as helpful as they seem so

    Build yourself a suit of armor
    Encase the heart that still beats fast
    Tighten screws and loosen wires
    And build a soul not made of glass

    It's an easy process if you're not seeing
    Tear yourself apart and pick up all the pieces
    Put 'em all back together with life and hope
    But you lost those 400 years ago

    An easy process if you're not believing
    There's a virus in your system but the trojan is deceiving
    And you find that you'd do anything, anything
    If your heart said go and do anything, oh

    Running throughout every vein, electricity
    And you're running out of fuel but you'll repair yourself at sea
    Talking to the ghost you can barely see
    But they left you all with nothing, but nothing's all you need so

    Build yourself a suit of armor
    Encase the heart that still beats fast
    Tighten screws and loosen wires
    And build a soul not made of glass

    It's an easy process if you're just seeing
    Tear yourself apart and pick up all the pieces
    Put 'em all back together with life and hope
    But you lost those 400 years ago

    An easy process if you're not believing
    There's a virus in your system but the trojan is deceiving
    And you find that you'd do anything, anything
    If your heart said go and do anything

    Well now the record broke, it's your time to shine
    But the gear's are off beat and you forgot the rhyme
    So let's bring it all back, do it one more time

    Gears spinning inside your head, silently
    Running throughout every vein, electricity
    So build yourself a suit of armor
    Encase the heart that still beats fast
    Tighten screws and loosen wires
    And build a soul not made of glass
---
Track: The Land Of Wind And Shade
Always Reference By Directory: true
Directory: the-land-of-wind-and-shade-original
Artists:
- KDMAnderson
Duration: '2:38'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/kdmanderson/the-land-of-wind-and-shade
Commentary: |-
    <i>KDMAnderson:</i> ([SoundCloud](https://soundcloud.com/kdmanderson/the-land-of-wind-and-shade))

    This is sort of a tribute tune to the Webcomic "MS Paint Adventures". It's very fresh; I recorded it almost as soon as I finished writing it. I slathered on Phasers, Chorus, Reverb and Echo to support the dreamy feel of the piece. It's played almost entirely with harmonics. Altered Tuning, too. ;)
    Enjoy!
---
Track: The Paradox Paradigm
Artists:
- Jack McMenamin
Duration: '3:14'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/The%20Paradox%20Paradigm.mp3
---
Track: The Well
Artists:
- Mathias Ramalho
Duration: '3:48'
URLs:
- https://friendlycoy.bandcamp.com/track/the-well
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjyIoAYbSN4
Commentary: |-
    <i>Mathias Ramalho:</i> (Composer)
    Made for a MSPA-styled, DnD Session, named "Colored Castles"
---
Track: Thunderhead
Directory: thunderhead-loftlocked
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Veritas Unae
Duration: '3:21'
URLs:
- https://loftlocked.bandcamp.com/track/thunderhead
Commentary: |-
    <i>Veritas Unae:</i> ([SoundCloud description](https://soundcloud.com/veritasunae/thunderhead))

    I made a song at the request of [[artist:patmandx|Pat]] for his fan adventure, Loftlocked. The song is very chaotic, representing a world dominated by an [REDACTED] thunderstorm. I tried to bring a balance between tranquility and complete rage, counterbalancing the world of the player with the player [REDACTED].

    I used Sibelius and Pro Tools SE for this.

    <i>Kevin Grant:</i> ([SoundCloud comment](https://soundcloud.com/veritasunae/thunderhead))

    Whoa, people still make HS fanmusic? Is it 2011? Where am I what's going on who are these nice men in the suits taking me away

    <i>Veritas Unae:</i> ([SoundCloud comment](https://soundcloud.com/veritasunae/thunderhead))

    considering people still make HS fanventures... yeah, I guess so. oh wait where are you going oh goodbye friend i hope you enjoy your trip!!
---
Track: Vacuum Spark
Artists:
- Monckat
Duration: '2:26'
URLs:
- https://monckat.bandcamp.com/track/vacuum-spark
---
Track: vriska song NEW
Artists:
- bb-panzu
Duration: '4:21'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/vriska%20song%20NEW.flac
---
Track: Welcome To Night Vasterror
Duration: '1:25'
Artists:
- pragmaticNihilist
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/pragmaticnihilist/welcome-to-night-vasterror
---
Track: White King
Artists:
- Demographerist
Duration: '2:45'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6NrArPldZo
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
---
Track: You Can't Fight the Homestuck
Artists:
- Kylee Henke
Contributors:
- WalkingandDead (Lyrics)
Duration: '4:33'
URLs:
- https://kyleehenke.tumblr.com/post/23158639981
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhTB2Sij8c
Referenced Tracks:
- We Didn't Start the Fire
Sampled Tracks:
- We Didn't Start the Fire
Lyrics: |-
    Hello everybody!
    Let me tell you about Homestuck

    John Egbert, Rose Lalonde
    Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
    Jade Harley, Dave Strider
    They all play Sburb and end the world
    Harlequin, Nanna, Bro
    Mom, Dad, Youth Roll
    Grandpa, Pesterchum
    Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

    Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade
    Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain
    Vagabond and Mendicant
    Renegade, consorts, and Denizens
    Skaia, 413
    Countdown to the Reckoning
    Derse and Prospit, Carapaces
    Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

    Jasper's secret, Davesprite
    Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
    Good dog, best friend
    Jack causes many people's end
    Black Queen, Nak Nak
    Stuffing corpses, shoosh-pap
    Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew
    "H3Y COOL K1D, 1S TH1S YOU >:?"

    Lil' Cal, babies
    Ectobiology
    Apple juice, Pupa Pan
    Nic Cage, city of cans
    Doc Scratch, Snowman
    I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!
    God Tiers, march drag
    Who even is this douchebag?

    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

    Exploring with Aradia
    Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta
    Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab
    Gamzee's got issues with his dad
    Equius, Feferi
    Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
    She slices Eridan in half
    And Vriska is a badass

    Shipping charts, sick fires
    All the irons in the fire
    Buckets, squiddles, angels
    All the Lusi get culled
    Faygo, Recupercoons
    Horrorterrors kill you!
    Troll Jegus, killer clown
    Mobius double reacharound!

    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

    Matesprits, auspistice
    Moirail, kismesis
    Betty Crocker, ICP
    Dead Daves are the enemy!
    Green sun, Alpha-verse
    Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk
    UU, princely tights
    Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ

    Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus
    Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer
    Can't outrun what's already here!

    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

    Dream bubbles, Shenanigans
    All who die come back again
    T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS
    HONK honk, scary wolf heads
    Cue balls, magic dogs
    The universe is a frog
    Felt mob and fairies
    Lord English killed Hussie

    Troll cops, Thresh Prince
    Don't screw with the Condesce!
    Scalemates, rap wars
    Blowing up the Tumor
    Zillyhoo, shaving cream
    Echeladder, Science beam
    Cascade, Morse code
    This fandom's about to explode!

    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on!
    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!
    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom
    You can't fight the Homestuck!
    True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!
---
Section: From the Cool and New Music Team
---
Track: 半影の復帰
Directory: hankage-fantazumu-2
Duration: '1:55'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/difarem/vol-11-cut
Referenced Tracks:
- Penumbra Phantasm
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i>
    This is an unfinished version of the song known as "Hankage Fantazumu 2", which was never finished.
---
Track: マイケルボウマンリミックス remix
Directory: how-do-i-live-wub-machine-remix
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '1:42'
Referenced Tracks:
- How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version)
Sampled Tracks:
- How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version)
---
Track: Anime Robot
Artists:
- Interrobang
Duration: '1:36'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/animerobot.mid
---
Track: cannon in d bad edition
Artists:
- Ray Mike
Duration: '1:46'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/cannon%20in%20d%20bad%20edition.mp3
---
Track: concherto for jhon (in K majer)
Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Duration: '2:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/concherto-for-jhon-in-k-majer
---
Track: dirk has a high speed chase down the highway to get to the horse stable on time
Artists:
- Ray Mike
Duration: '0:42'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/dirk%20has%20a%20high%20speed%20chase%20down%20the%20highway%20to%20get%20to%20the%20horse%20stable%20on%20time.mp3
---
Track: Doctor's Ringtone (No SFX)
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Duration: 0:30
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctors-ringtone-no-sfx
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor
---
Track: Drugs Song
Artists:
- Ray Mike
Duration: '1:01'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Drugs%20Song.mp3
---
Track: Durst
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Duration: '1:29'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRpWt87LS8
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- 'femorafreack: invesetigat'
- track:archagent-everlasting
- The Lemonsnout Turnabout
---
Track: Ebgret
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Duration: '1:26'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRpWt87LS8?&t=90
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Penumbra Phantasm
- Doctor
- First Contact
- Harlequin
---
Track: food.mp3
Artists:
- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
Duration: '0:57'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/food.mp3
---
Track: Higher
Directory: higher-ost
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Duration: '1:54'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hrtEsTfnuU?&t=185
Referenced Tracks:
- Skies of Skaia
- Endless Climb
- Land of Quartz and Melody
---
Track: Infection 2
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '3:09'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/difarem/infection-2
---
Track: Monody
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Duration: '2:47'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRpWt87LS8?&t=340
Referenced Tracks:
- Harlequin
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
---
Track: 'NV: Strife'
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '1:28'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/user-471799957/nv-strife
---
Track: Rain
Directory: rain-cecily-renns
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Duration: '5:35'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rain
Lyrics: |-
    things of the past
    found once again
    they will at last
    Flow in the Rain
    things come and go
    but, its not up to me
    all that we know
    now, everyone will see

    Rain
    Rain
    Rain
    Rain
    Flow in the Rain

    let us rewind
    back to the things that youve laid
    everything that youve shared with the hivemind (circling round and round, deep underground)
    your own creations, the things that you've made
    it all comes back and haunts
    this is what they want
    after all, its only humane
    all things you attain
    gently Flows in the Rain

    Rain
    Rain
    Rain
    Rain

    Flow in the Rain
    Flow in the Rain (Flow in the Rain)
    Flow in the Rain (Flow in the Rain)
    Flow in the Rain (Flow in the Rain)
    Flow in the Rain. (Flow in the Rain)
---
Track: spooksong
Artists:
- Difarem
Duration: '0:42'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spooksong
---
Track: The Dirk Rap instrumental
Artists:
- artist:nedthenerd
Duration: '2:19'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/nerd-minus-one/the-dirk-rap-instrumental-from-the-baby-is-2
Referenced Tracks:
- lucaslee.mp3
---
Track: Throguher song
Artists:
- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
Duration: '0:45'
URLs:
- https://hsmusic.wiki/media/misc/archive/Throguher%20song.mp3
---
Track: Unintentional Anime (Piano Version)
Artists:
- dbnet18
Duration: '3:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-anime-piano-version
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oKi4oxr2KU
Referenced Tracks:
- track:unintentional-touhou
---
Track: Wanderlust
Directory: wanderlust-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Gordian
Duration: '3:52'
URLs:
- https://soundcloud.com/realbillwatterson/wander-f
Lyrics: |-
    Sometimes I think about the stars
    And Mercury and Mars
    Knowin' I'll get to go someday
    But then they finally come around
    So high above the ground
    And the feeling goes away
    I used to wait for something more
    To walk in through the door
    Something I never thought I'd do
    I guess I figured that by now
    I'd have some kind of plan
    Really the opposite is true
    And it doesn't matter just how long
    That the dream is s'posed to be
    Cause I wanna wake up anyway
    If they knew what I could do
    The things that I've been through
    They wouldn't make me have to stay
    Running away from all my fears
    And stopping all the tears
    Things I was never meant to do
    I hope you'll understand someday
    I can't afford to stay
    Clearly my waiting days are through
    And it doesn't matter just how long
    That the dream is s'posed to be
    Cause I wanna wake up anyway
    If they knew what I could do
    The things that I've been through
    They wouldn't make me have to stay

    Look out the window at the stars
    And through the iron bars
    Looks like the sky is turning blue
    I know what people always say
    No one's made it all the way
    I'm starting to think it might be true
    And it doesn't matter just how long
    That the dream is s'posed to be
    Cause I wanna wake up anyway
    If they knew what I could do
    And the shit that I've been through
    They wouldn't make me have to stay
    And it doesn't matter just how long
    That the dream was s'posed to be
    Cause I had to wake up anyway
---
Section: From the Paradox Music Team
---
Track: All Alone
Artists:
- Rainy
Duration: '4:17'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/all-alone
---
Track: Blankest Stare
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '3:06'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/blankest-stare
---
Track: Brobot Scrimmage
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Contributors:
- Funk McLovin (trumpets)
Duration: '2:16'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/brobot-scrimmage
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBic0tJpok
Referenced Tracks:
- track:heir-of-grief-collide
---
Track: Distortion Navigator
Artists:
- Caelan Kier
Duration: '4:14'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y-MXug_oA4
---
Track: Dwelling Among the Dream Bubbles
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '3:03'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/dwelling-among-the-dream-bubbles
---
Track: Fate of the Heir
Artists:
- Rowyn Berlan
Duration: '2:39'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/fate-of-the-heir
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrwpRVvPaKk
Referenced Tracks:
- The Blind Prophet
---
Track: Gentle Heat
Artists:
- Beau Brian
Duration: '2:57'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/gentle-heat
Referenced Tracks:
- Darling Dolorosa
---
Track: Good Morning, Dirk
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:09'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/good-morning-dirk
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tozc5YQFpW4
---
Track: Heart Beat
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:49'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/heart-beat
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj_gN138rd4
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moonsetter
- Dark Necessities
Sampled Tracks:
- Starsky & Hutch
Lyrics: |-
    (Maybe there's something we can do to make your stay a little more comfortable. Nice transistor radio for your cell maybe?)
    (No.)
    (How about a TV?)
    (Tell you what. I do like your blond friend here. Lemme see your belly button.)
    (Wh-no. What— let's go, come on.)
    (Noooo, nononono!) (No, listen— no, no! I'm not gonna—)
    (Oh, eureka!)
---
Track: Jittery Optimist
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:13'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/jittery-optimist
Sampled Tracks:
- them meows
---
Track: Miasmic Decay
Artists:
- Rowyn Berlan
Duration: '3:34'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvmxWizEJNM
---
Track: Rematch
Directory: rematch-paradox-music-team
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Pascal van den Bos
Duration: '2:15'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/rematch
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3MhvkhUXz8
---
Track: Snowfall
Directory: snowfall-paradox-music-team
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- Rainy
Duration: '6:25'
URLs:
- https://pascalpotatovandenbos.bandcamp.com/track/snowfall
Referenced Tracks:
- Diamond Dust
---
Track: Spritely Gardener
Artists:
- Rainy
Duration: '3:41'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOyg1dtrTgI
Referenced Tracks:
- Jadesprite
- Blue Atom
- Softly
---
Track: Vexation
Artists:
- Rowyn Berlan
Duration: '3:40'
URLs:
- https://potatoboss.bandcamp.com/track/vexation
---
Track: Windwielder
Artists:
- Caelan Kier
Duration: '4:35'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwwOH0qy9o
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor
---
Section: From Ophiuchus (Full Suite)
---
Track: The Lime Muse
Artists:
- WarxTron
Duration: '4:46'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FJZV2S-nFM
- https://soundcloud.com/user-98942170/ophiuchus-pt-1-the-lime-muse
Commentary: |-
    <i>WarxTron:</i>
    The first part of a planned long song about Calliope and Caliborn im making. Yes, a Homestuck song after a long time! Enjoy,
---
Track: The Blood Lord
Artists:
- WarxTron
Contributors:
- salex_r3kt (Shreddage samples)
Duration: '6:16'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wejrFBPpv-U
- https://soundcloud.com/user-98942170/ophiuchus-pt-2-the-blood-lord
Commentary: |-
    <i>WarxTron:</i>
    Finished Caliborn's part for Ophiuchus. This one took a while to finish, thanks a lot to salex_rekt for the Shreddage samples! Hope you enjoy.
---
Track: Spacetime Subjugation
Artists:
- WarxTron
Duration: '4:19'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw62tb-ShB0
- https://soundcloud.com/user-98942170/ophiuchus-pt-3-spacetime-bloodshed
Commentary: |-
    <i>WarxTron:</i>
    Third part's here! We're getting close to the end. Hope you enjoy!
---
Track: Takeover / Havoc
Artists:
- WarxTron
- David Ellis (organ solo)
- Fabricio Podestá (guitar solo)
Duration: '8:41'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALE9JRGjkxA
- https://soundcloud.com/user-98942170/ophiuchus-pt-4-takeover-havoc-ft-david-ellis-a-lunatics-daydream
Commentary: |-
    <i>WarxTron:</i>
    It is finally here, the fourth part of Ophiuchus, featuring the amazing David Ellis from Homestuck's Music Team on the Hammond Organ and my friend Fabricio Podestá  on electric guitar. Im really proud of this song, probably my best so far. Hope you enjoy!!

    [David Ellis recording the organ solo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UwPROFqghs)
---
Track: Spirals (Including Illusions of Freedom)
Artists:
- WarxTron
Duration: '4:58'
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Clh1iwNMeE
- https://soundcloud.com/user-98942170/ophiuchus-final-part-spirals-including-illusions-of-freedom
Commentary: |-
    <i>WarxTron:</i>
    And so finally, Ophiuchus is finished. I've been working on it since march, and now this 28 minute long prog rock homestuck epic is done. I had a lot of fun writing all this parts, although it's been quite hard sometimes. You can expect more prog rock songs like these in the future. Thank you all for listening.
---
Section: Other audio-based fanworks
---
Track: Andrew Hussie Interviews Himself
Artists:
- Andrew Hussie
- vizmedia
Duration: '2:19'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/U9diFXyyjqI
---
Track: Let's Read Homestuck - Act 6 (Act 5) - Act 1 - Part 1
Artists:
- Voice Over Nexus
# YT description includes new appearances only, need to
# cross-ref previous videos for the at-that-point full
# current list of voice actors.
# Contributors:
# - AstuteBiscuit (Dirk Strider)
# - JacobTheLoofah (Jake English)
# - Floweramon (Jane Crocker)
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/LxGhShSnYBY
---
Track: Let's Read Homestuck - Act 6 (Act 5) - Act 1 - Part 3
Artists:
- Voice Over Nexus
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxGhShSnYBY