i can absolutely accurately predict future.txt 637 B

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  1. What if I told you I can accurately predict the stock market? Or weather. Or
  2. election results. Yes, I can.
  3. I can for example correctly predict if Donal Trump will win the 2024 US
  4. presidential election. Let me do that:
  5. Donald Trump will win the 2024 US presidential election.
  6. OK, now let me make one more prediction:
  7. Donald Trump will NOT win the 2024 US presidential election.
  8. So here, I've made a correct prediction. It's one of the two. I don't know which
  9. one, but one is 100% correct and you've heard it from me.
  10. So next time you read "this guy predicted the Internet in middle ages", just
  11. shut up and be glad I don't kill you.