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- $xhtml = array(
- 'title' => 'I couldn't stay on task.',
- 'body' => <<<END
- <section id="general">
- <h2>General news</h2>
- <p>
- I was sent a "winning" entry to some contest by a car dealership.
- They get you by making all of their entries "winners", but making all but a few of them have tiny prizes.
- They don't tell you what you've "won" until they get you there, then they probably try a sales pitch on you.
- I'm certain my "prize" is the five-dollar gift card, but I'll take it in tomorrow to see what they say.
- It should be good for a laugh.
- They'll try their sales pitch, and I'll say I have no driver license and can't buy.
- I'll also say near the beginning something about being there to claim my five-dollar gift card, making it clear I know I haven't won anything.
- Honestly, the gift card won't even be worth the trip, but the amusement the trip'll bring me probably will be.
- Besides, I feel better if I get out of my apartment even for just a few minutes, and this will take longer.
- </p>
- <p>
- My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
- </p>
- </section>
- <section id="university">
- <h2>University life</h2>
- <p>
- I planned to get my <span title="Greek and Roman Civilization">HIST 1421</span> essay completed today, but I just wasn't feeling it.
- I only got about half of it done.
- I'm going to regret being unable to keep on task today later in the week.
- </p>
- </section>
- END
- );
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