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- $xhtml = array(
- 'title' => 'Finally a yard sale',
- 'body' => <<<END
- <p>
- We started the yard sale today, so I spent most of my time watching the sale and running price questions in to my mother, as most of the stuff for sale was theirs.
- My mother hates when prices aren't labeled at yard sales and hates even more when people tell them to make an offer, but that's pretty much what my mother does at our yard sales.
- Oh well, there's nothing that I can do about that.
- The landscapers finally came to begin their work today though, so that's finally happening.
- </p>
- <p>
- After today's segment of the sale, our mother went out to collect bullet shells with Vanessa.
- I was too tired from the sale to go with them, and though I'm not sure why, Cyrus stayed behind as well.
- </p>
- END
- );
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