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- $xhtml = array(
- 'title' => 'She's a sore loser',
- 'body' => <<<END
- <p>
- I started work on filling out paper job applications.
- I didn't get any of them filled out entirely, but I filled out matching information on each application.
- I figure it makes more sense to do it this way than to have to look up the same information repeatedly as I fill out the applications.
- </p>
- <p>
- I changed some settings in Xfce, and now almost instance of text is in the Monospace font.
- This is just beautiful.
- This is what I like text to look like whenever is isn't handwritten, especially on a computer.
- </p>
- <p>
- I started working on writing up documentation for include.d again, but I didn't get far.
- I would have finished, but our mother wanted us to play a card game with her.
- It quite literally dragged on for hours.
- The worst part is that if you try to actually use effective strategies when playing against her, she'll claim that you are being vindictive.
- Because of this, whenever I end up playing a game with her, I work at intentionally losing.
- I throw the game and let her win.
- With this particular card came though, this wasn't possible.
- There were too many variables, most of which couldn't be accounted for.
- To avoid conflict, I found myself cheating to make her win.
- It was boring at best and mildly frustrating at worst.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tomorrow, we are headed to Springfield to do some more cleaning and sorting at our old home.
- It sounds like we might have a yard sale too, so we might not be coming home for a few days.
- </p>
- END
- );
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