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  1. <?php
  2. /**
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  4. * Copyright © 2016 Alex Yst <mailto:copyright@y.st>
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  19. $xhtml = array(
  20. 'title' => 'She&apos;s a sore loser',
  21. 'body' => <<<END
  22. <p>
  23. I started work on filling out paper job applications.
  24. I didn&apos;t get any of them filled out entirely, but I filled out matching information on each application.
  25. I figure it makes more sense to do it this way than to have to look up the same information repeatedly as I fill out the applications.
  26. </p>
  27. <p>
  28. I changed some settings in Xfce, and now almost instance of text is in the Monospace font.
  29. This is just beautiful.
  30. This is what I like text to look like whenever is isn&apos;t handwritten, especially on a computer.
  31. </p>
  32. <p>
  33. I started working on writing up documentation for include.d again, but I didn&apos;t get far.
  34. I would have finished, but our mother wanted us to play a card game with her.
  35. It quite literally dragged on for hours.
  36. The worst part is that if you try to actually use effective strategies when playing against her, she&apos;ll claim that you are being vindictive.
  37. Because of this, whenever I end up playing a game with her, I work at intentionally losing.
  38. I throw the game and let her win.
  39. With this particular card came though, this wasn&apos;t possible.
  40. There were too many variables, most of which couldn&apos;t be accounted for.
  41. To avoid conflict, I found myself cheating to make her win.
  42. It was boring at best and mildly frustrating at worst.
  43. </p>
  44. <p>
  45. Tomorrow, we are headed to Springfield to do some more cleaning and sorting at our old home.
  46. It sounds like we might have a yard sale too, so we might not be coming home for a few days.
  47. </p>
  48. END
  49. );