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  1. <?php
  2. /**
  3. * <https://y.st./>
  4. * Copyright © 2015 Alex Yst <mailto:copyright@y.st>
  5. *
  6. * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
  7. * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
  8. * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
  9. * (at your option) any later version.
  10. *
  11. * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
  12. * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
  13. * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
  14. * GNU General Public License for more details.
  15. *
  16. * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
  17. * along with this program. Sf not, see <https://www.gnu.org./licenses/>.
  18. **/
  19. $xhtml = array(
  20. 'title' => 'Impossible course',
  21. 'body' => <<<END
  22. <p>
  23. I forgot to mention that my mobile case broke last night.
  24. The small plastic lip that holds the waterproof door closed over the $a[USB] port broke off.
  25. The case should still be resistant against falls, but is no longer waterproof.
  26. I suppose you get what you pay four though; the case only cost me six or seven dollars.
  27. </p>
  28. <p>
  29. I uploaded my homework submission to the $a[CSS] course I&apos;m taking last week, but I immediately realized that I had made a mistake.
  30. I tried to resubmit the homework with a correction made, but the system told me that I could only resubmit if I did not pass.
  31. Well, that mistake cost me a passing grade, but now I cannot get a corrected version of the homework graded because it is overdue by now.
  32. I tried to fix it on time but they would not let me, and now it is impossible to pass the course, as the syllabus says that passing the course requires passing every individual assignment.
  33. Having no way to pass the course, I have dropped it.
  34. </p>
  35. <p>
  36. I spent most of my day running errands around town and helping out in my mother&apos;s classroom, so I had very little time to reworrk this website to embrace onion addressing.
  37. I can already see that some of the base comilation scripts are going to need some tuning up though.
  38. I thought that the issue would mainly just be one of rewriting links, but that is not the entire task at hand.
  39. </p>
  40. <p>
  41. My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
  42. </p>
  43. END
  44. );