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- $xhtml = array(
- 'title' => 'chicken is no more',
- 'body' => <<<END
- <p>
- Last night, when I went to buy a new stamp, I borrowed one of the bicycles at my old house.
- Three of the bicycles had flat tires, so I took the fourth.
- However, this bicycle proved to be both incredibly slow and literally painful to ride.
- I'm not sure what was wrong with it, but I got off of it and walked it until I came to a business's chain link fence to lock it to.
- I continued the journey without it, then picked it back up on the way back and walked it back to the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- This morning, I backed up <a href="/en/domains/newdawn.local.xhtml">newdawn</a>'s data and reinstalled the operating system in Esperanto.
- I honestly could not read most of what the installer was saying, but I have installed Debian enough times that I made it through with little difficulty.
- The one issue I had was that I accidentally set the keyboard mapping to Esperanto making it impossible for me to type the computer's host name when I got to that part of the installation.
- I figured out what had happened though, and going back to fix it was easy.
- After booting into the new system, I found to my delight that most of the base interface is now written in Esperanto, which should help me learn the language.
- One thing that surprised me though was that the default subdirectories of the home directory, excluding those prefixed with a dot, are also in Esperanto.
- I had thought that at least some of these directory names were hard coded into the system.
- In particular, I thought that the desktop directory was hard coded, but my new <code>~/Labortablo</code> directory works perfectly well.
- Another thing I found is that the command line is now Unicode-compatible, while it wasn't before.
- Previously, if I tried typing or pasting an accented character, it would come through as a question mark, but now both options work like they should have always.
- </p>
- <p>
- I located the antenna of a broken Wi-Fi card that used to work on my old Frankenbuild before that machine died on me.
- Using pliers, I fixed the card and tried it out in <a href="/en/domains/chicken.local.xhtml">chicken</a>.
- It worked! My initial plan was to set <code>chicken</code> up in the garage, out of the way, and have it run an ownCloud instance in the <code>//local.</code> and <code>//onion.</code> domain spaces.
- I quickly decided not to use the <code>//local.</code> domain, instead deciding to point the subdomain I originally used for an ownCloud instance at the local $a[IP] address.
- However, chicken's hard drive was still encrypted because I had converted it into a desktop machine, so it could not run headless.
- I pulled out the installation media, but found that while the Debian system liked the Wi-Fi card just fine and did not require any proprietary firmware to use it, the Debian $a[PowerPC] installer did not recognize it at all.
- I moved the machine downstairs to perform the installation over Ethernet, but the machine gave up the ghost on me.
- At first I thought that it was chocking on the dead hard drive that it still contained, the one that took all of my digital life with it when it gave out.
- But after removing this drive, leaving only the main and still functioning drive, the machine still was not working.
- Most of the time, it would not even boot to the pre-$a[OS], $a[BIOS]-like part of the system.
- But on the few occasions that it would get past that, it would lock up quickly after.
- Eventually, the machine would not send any signals to the monitor at all and I gave up.
- Chicken is no more.
- </p>
- <p>
- Next, I tried pulling out a machine that I bought soon after arriving in Coos Bay.
- This machine was supposedly a high-quality gaming machine, aside from the fact that it had no hard drive.
- The machine was admittedly old enough to have a floppy drive, but I still took the seller at his word that it was a good machine.
- I hadn't had a chance to try it out until now though.
- Upon trying to boot the thing, it started emitting a loud, repetitive beep.
- It would not even boot the $a[BIOS] so I could tell it to ignore the lack of a hard drive and boot from $a[USB] instead.
- I tried installing a hard drive in case the machine was refusing to boot the $a[BIOS] because of the missing hard drive for some reason, but I found that the machine was too old to accept semi-modern hard drives.
- It simply lacked the connection pieces needed.
- I think I managed to properly install my oldest hard drive into the machine, but that did not help and all the machine will do is beep and light up.
- I think this machine is broken as well and can only be scrapped for parts.
- I will need to obtain another desktop machine to use as a server.
- A simple motherboard/shell combo would probably do the trick; I probably have all the other parts I need already in my stash.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before installing the missing package needed to play videos, I found that they were already playable.
- Debian 8.2 must have that software by default while my older installation did not.
- </p>
- <p>
- My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
- </p>
- END
- );
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