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  1. <?php
  2. /**
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  4. * Copyright © 2015 Alex Yst <mailto:copyright@y.st>
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  19. $xhtml = array(
  20. 'title' => 'Unable to bank online yet',
  21. 'body' => <<<END
  22. <p>
  23. When I set up my Banner Bank account, I did not yet have Internet access.
  24. Because of this, I did not set up my online banking account right away.
  25. After getting Internet access, I still procrastinated though.
  26. Now,I do not seem to recall the information I need to get in, so I will need to stop by the branch tomorrow to see what can be done.
  27. </p>
  28. <p>
  29. The $a[OFTC] network keeps booting me for some reason, though I am not sure exactly why.
  30. As a result, my $a[IRC] client tries again each time, successfully connecting to the network only to be booted once more.
  31. It seems to be a technical issue, not a ban, so I eventually make it back on and stay on.
  32. However, some people in <a href="ircs://irc.oftc.net:6697/%23nottor">#nottor</a> apparently got annoyed by the join and part messages, so the people in charge of that channel banned me.
  33. I&apos;m not sure why join/part messages annoy some people, but I wish that they would get over it.
  34. When I see a long line of join/part messages from someone else, it doesn&apos;t bother me, let alone make me want to ban them over something that they cannot control.
  35. At least I wasn&apos;t banned from <a href="ircs://irc.oftc.net:6697/%23tor">the main Tor channel</a> though.
  36. </p>
  37. <p>
  38. My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
  39. </p>
  40. END
  41. );