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- $xhtml = array(
- 'title' => 'Unable to bank online yet',
- 'body' => <<<END
- <p>
- When I set up my Banner Bank account, I did not yet have Internet access.
- Because of this, I did not set up my online banking account right away.
- After getting Internet access, I still procrastinated though.
- Now,I do not seem to recall the information I need to get in, so I will need to stop by the branch tomorrow to see what can be done.
- </p>
- <p>
- The $a[OFTC] network keeps booting me for some reason, though I am not sure exactly why.
- As a result, my $a[IRC] client tries again each time, successfully connecting to the network only to be booted once more.
- It seems to be a technical issue, not a ban, so I eventually make it back on and stay on.
- However, some people in <a href="ircs://irc.oftc.net:6697/%23nottor">#nottor</a> apparently got annoyed by the join and part messages, so the people in charge of that channel banned me.
- I'm not sure why join/part messages annoy some people, but I wish that they would get over it.
- When I see a long line of join/part messages from someone else, it doesn't bother me, let alone make me want to ban them over something that they cannot control.
- At least I wasn't banned from <a href="ircs://irc.oftc.net:6697/%23tor">the main Tor channel</a> though.
- </p>
- <p>
- My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
- </p>
- END
- );
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