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$xhtml = array(
	'title' => 'Sick day',
	'body' => <<<END
<p>
	I&apos;m taking a day off from being productive at home because I really don&apos;t feel well.
	Early this morning, I even vomited.
	It&apos;s unfortunate that I have to go into work today, though.
	The head boss has said that if anyone comes in saying that they cannot work because they are sick, they must bring a doctor&apos;s note when they get back.
	I cannot afford a trip to the doctor, so I cannot bring a note and have to actually go in.
	That&apos;s just what he gets for having such an idiotic rule in place.
</p>
<p>
	My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
</p>
END
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