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	'title' => 'Attempts to get in touch with a coworker',
	'body' => <<<END
<blockquote>
	<p>
		Day 13:
	</p>
	<p>
		I attempted to contact one of my coworkers who is selling a laptop.
		I have two telephone numbers for him in my records, so I didn&apos;t know which $a[SMS] gateway address to use.
		If he does not respond to the message sent to the first address by tomorrow night, I will attempt to reach him at the other address.
		The main problem with his laptop is that it is a Windows 8 laptop.
		Even if the Wi-Fi card even works with Debian, the $a[BIOS] may be wonky.
		It may not be possible to boot from $a[USB] or install a new operating system without agreeing to the windows terms of service.
		If this is the case, that laptop won&apos;t do me any good.
	</p>
</blockquote>
<p>
	I couldn&apos;t update my <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> today, as I was cut off from my Web/ssh server.
</p>
END
);