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  1. <?php
  2. /**
  3. * <https://y.st./>
  4. * Copyright © 2015 Alex Yst <mailto:copyright@y.st>
  5. *
  6. * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
  7. * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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  9. * (at your option) any later version.
  10. *
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  13. * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
  14. * GNU General Public License for more details.
  15. *
  16. * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
  17. * along with this program. If not, see <https://www.gnu.org./licenses/>.
  18. **/
  19. $xhtml = array(
  20. 'title' => 'Plans made',
  21. 'body' => <<<END
  22. <blockquote>
  23. <p>
  24. Day 9:
  25. </p>
  26. <p>
  27. Because I&apos;ve been working a lot night shifts lately, and because my mother works day shifts, today was the first time I&apos;ve seen her in a few days.
  28. I brought her up to speed on the computer situation and I&apos;m now prepared to choose a computer from the recycling center.
  29. She said she&apos;s going to be out of the state for a while, so I said I would probably look for a computer on Friday, as that&apos;s my next day off.
  30. She got really weird about me going there on foot.
  31. For some bizarre reason, she never has really seen the value of being a pedestrian.
  32. She was actually quite insulting about it today.
  33. She suggested taking the bus, but I will resent myself if I use a transportation method that requires the burning of fossil fuels.
  34. She is quite a control freak about things like this, so if I go against her wishes, there will be repercussions later.
  35. She claims the issue is speed, but there&apos;s no reason for her to care about how long it takes me, as she won&apos;t even be home.
  36. I&apos;ve made arrangements to borrow my brother&apos;s bicycle.
  37. It will be highly cumbersome to bring the computer back that way, but at least she can&apos;t claim that I ran my errands too slowly.
  38. </p>
  39. </blockquote>
  40. <p>
  41. I couldn&apos;t update my <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> today, as I was cut off from my Web/ssh server.
  42. </p>
  43. END
  44. );