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  1. <?php
  2. /**
  3. * <https://y.st./>
  4. * Copyright © 2015 Alex Yst <mailto:copyright@y.st>
  5. *
  6. * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
  7. * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
  8. * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
  9. * (at your option) any later version.
  10. *
  11. * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
  12. * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
  13. * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
  14. * GNU General Public License for more details.
  15. *
  16. * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
  17. * along with this program. If not, see <https://www.gnu.org./licenses/>.
  18. **/
  19. $xhtml = array(
  20. 'title' => 'Too busy to accomplish anything',
  21. 'body' => <<<END
  22. <p>
  23. Between a long work shift and issues from four domains ago popping up, I didn&apos;t have much time today.
  24. I read through half of the Patreon terms of service, then read through the headers of the rest.
  25. The stuff I skipped was mostly just about disclaimers, agreement not to infringe on their copyrights, and things like that.
  26. The important part is that they do not seem to require a legal name (while I give my legal name out freely, I mostly avoid services that demand I give it without good reason) or ask me to give up other such rights to privacy.
  27. I registered an account, though I have not added any payment information yet.
  28. </p>
  29. <p>
  30. I&apos;m running out of ways to say that my <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> has been updated.
  31. </p>
  32. END
  33. );