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- $xhtml = array(
- 'title' => 'Learning to be a woman',
- 'body' => <<<END
- <section id="general">
- <h2>General news</h2>
- <p>
- I'm quitting my sit-up regimen for now.
- I didn't have time today, but I'm going to be practising vocal exercises soon, and that'll take a chunk of my time each day.
- Add that to school and work, and I don't really have the time or energy for silly sit-ups that don't seem to be helping anyway.
- </p>
- <p>
- I tried keeping tucked through the work day today to see how feasible a long-term tuck is.
- Apparently, my current hold method isn't very effective.
- Also though, it doesn't matter at work.
- Everyone's pants are so baggy that no one's dude bulge is showing anyway.
- For outfits other than my work uniforms though, it could come in handy if I learn to do it right.
- Additionally, biking as a chick is <strong>*so*</strong> much more comfortable than biking as a dude.
- I'm going to need to tuck every time for that, regardless of my current outfit.
- </p>
- <p>
- My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
- </p>
- </section>
- END
- );
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