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  1. <?php
  2. /**
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  4. * Copyright © 2017 Alex Yst <mailto:copyright@y.st>
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  19. $xhtml = array(
  20. 'title' => 'Learning to be a woman',
  21. 'body' => <<<END
  22. <section id="general">
  23. <h2>General news</h2>
  24. <p>
  25. I&apos;m quitting my sit-up regimen for now.
  26. I didn&apos;t have time today, but I&apos;m going to be practising vocal exercises soon, and that&apos;ll take a chunk of my time each day.
  27. Add that to school and work, and I don&apos;t really have the time or energy for silly sit-ups that don&apos;t seem to be helping anyway.
  28. </p>
  29. <p>
  30. I tried keeping tucked through the work day today to see how feasible a long-term tuck is.
  31. Apparently, my current hold method isn&apos;t very effective.
  32. Also though, it doesn&apos;t matter at work.
  33. Everyone&apos;s pants are so baggy that no one&apos;s dude bulge is showing anyway.
  34. For outfits other than my work uniforms though, it could come in handy if I learn to do it right.
  35. Additionally, biking as a chick is <strong>*so*</strong> much more comfortable than biking as a dude.
  36. I&apos;m going to need to tuck every time for that, regardless of my current outfit.
  37. </p>
  38. <p>
  39. My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
  40. </p>
  41. </section>
  42. END
  43. );